Sam: When I am shaking like this my sugar machine is on. I am making some just for you!
Eli, on the way to speech therapy as we pass Burger King: My tummy ran out of food. Me: I asked you to eat your breakfast. I have a snack for you today. Do you want your animal crackers? Eli: No. My tummy says, "ninnamon roll, ninnamon roll, ninnamon roll!"
Emily: I wish you had OnDemand! Me: Me too! I wish I had kids that obeyed OnDemand!
Emily: Dad, I need to talk to you about a fish. Mom says that's the only pet we can hope for for a long time.